Hark how the bells sweet silver bells..silent night..ho, ho, ho..

Oh how the joyous sounds of the holiday surround us and remind us mere mortals that life is for living, for loving, for sharing and for giving.

That is - if you are not a Miami Dolphins fan, or a fan of the long list of underachieving NFL teams that have been blasted off the face of the NFL playoff planet.
There are big ugly black lumps of coals in the stockings of Rams fans (3-11), Falcons fans (3-11), Jets fans (3-11) and the Grinch Awards goes to the Dolphins (1-13).

So although this is a season of joy and love, there are those of us who are not so merry. There are those of us who bemoan the loss of a season.
I can find only one individual worthy of my scorn.
With apologies to Dr. Seuss..

Ah, you're a mean one Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
Jailed Michael Vick, let Petrino fly the coop and couldn't land the Big Tuna.
Mr. Grinch you stink!

Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
You've got deep fried Dolphins flesh in your hold
Mr. Grinch.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
You sent the whistle-blowing Jets into witness protection.
While you let the Pats roll over teams without exception.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You smacked down quarterbacks weekly without blinking an evil eye
You have all the tender sweetness of Bill Belichick
And the charm of Al Davis's termite ridden smile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks and missed blocks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

Let's ring in the New Year with hope and wins for all those fans I share this season's dashed hopes with (Niners 4-10!)

Femmefan's Fearless Picks

Season record: 139-85

Week Fourteen record: 10-6

Happy Holidays
Femmefan will return after the Holidays